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News of the Week: Winter Is Here (Really), Millennials Are Burned Out, and Nobody Needs a Smart Toilet

News of the Week: Winter Is Here (Really), Millennials Are Burned Out, and Nobody Needs a Smart Toilet

Lastly, Snow

It appears relatively foolish to complain about the lack of winter climate right here. In any case, winter solely started three weeks in the past. However by this time we’ve often had actually chilly climate and/or a couple of inches of snow. It often “feels” like winter by now. We’ve had too many wet storms and temps in the 40s for anybody to think about any half of Massachusetts a winter wonderland.

However it snowed this week! Positive, it was solely a dusting to a couple of inches, however there was precise white stuff on the floor and a chill in the air. It wasn’t a blizzard and even a common snowstorm, however it was sufficient to remind me, “Hey, I better get those snow shovels out of storage.”

Simply now I appeared up from my pc and out the window and observed the massive tree throughout the road in the park. You’ll be able to have your inexperienced summer time days. Winter is the most lovely season. The snow-dusted tree towards the chilly, grey background is nearly like a image print from Currier & Ives.

The Burnout Era?

Each era complains about the era earlier than them. It’s some type of regulation and the proper of each era. Era Z (or Centennials) complain about Millennials; Era X thinks the Child Boomers ruined all the things; and Child Boomers in all probability complained about … the Silent Era? Or whomever they complained about again then. Nevertheless it appears the Millennials get the most consideration and scorn today, notably from crabby Era X columnists for America’s biggest journal.

It is perhaps as a result of younger individuals can’t appear to cease themselves from writing lengthy articles that purpose to elucidate what it means to be a Millennial and why their era is annoyed or broke or the most socially conscious or simply usually anxious. Or in the case of this BuzzFeed News piece, why they’re burned out. (Perhaps they’re burned out as a result of they overanalyze every little thing?)

There are various fascinating factors in the article, about how this era has a lot of debt, the way it’s arduous to make a dwelling, and what it’s like to maneuver into full “adulting,” a phrase that might make somebody from the Biggest Era punch you in the head for those who used it round them. In fact, one might say that each era has had issues with cash and marriage and being a accountable grownup, however … properly, there isn’t a “but.” Each era has had the similar issues. You possibly can argue the nitty-gritty particulars, and there definitely are issues distinctive to this era. (I consider that if we had Twitter and Fb 75 years in the past society would have crumbled.)

The half that’s irritating about this piece and many others about Millennials is that they appear to have issues with the regular, on a regular basis, conventional issues we’ve all the time needed to do. We already know Millennials would relatively textual content than speak to somebody, they’d slightly swipe proper than discover a associate the old style means, they don’t eat mayonnaise or wish to pay for music, being with out their smartphone for a day is the equal of going with out meals and water for 24 hours, and they don’t wish to eat cereal as a result of it’s an excessive amount of of a problem to scrub the bowl. However the BuzzFeed article factors out an necessary — and you recognize it’s essential as a result of it’s in the very first paragraph — drawback I truthfully had by no means thought-about: Millennials are upset about having to mail one thing.

Yup, Millennials are literally anxious about atypical duties like placing one thing in an envelope and mailing it. And that nervousness can have an effect on different issues they should do, like going to a polling place and voting in an election. It appears to be a combo of ADHD and simply not being accustomed to utilizing paper and snail mail? The writer factors out that she and her companion have this similar drawback, and truly misplaced cash as a result of they couldn’t fill out and mail their insurance coverage varieties. One individual studies leaving a package deal in the nook of their room as a result of they couldn’t convey themselves to mail it, and yet one more individual is caught with garments that don’t match as a result of they’re too anxious about returning them. It appears that evidently no mixture of avocado toast and Netflix may also help.

One factor to recollect is that Millennials aren’t youngsters anymore. Many of them are nicely into their 30s. At what level can we go from “Gee, that sounds like a real problem” to “Oh for God’s sake”?

That is the half the place I’ve to ask all of my sensible, good, handsome Millennial colleagues right here at the Submit to weigh in under about this phenomenon. Do you truly hate snail mail? Does it make you anxious? Do you do the whole lot in your telephone and pc? Do you’ve got a full life and profession however discover it onerous to complete a to-do listing? Do regular on a regular basis duties offer you what the BuzzFeed article calls “errand paralysis?”

Being stressed about placing a letter in a mailbox jogs my memory of my grandfather. Each time he sees an emoji he has flashbacks to the Battle of the Bulge.

Early ’90s Advertisements Predicted At this time’s Tech

One collection of commercials I fondly keep in mind are the AT&T advertisements narrated by Tom Selleck. The Magnum, P.I. star talked about all of the unimaginable know-how advances that have been coming our means, from video chats to long-distance studying by way of display to controlling your house safety by way of sensible gadget. The catchphrase utilized in the advertisements was “You will,” as in “Have you ever watched a movie the minute you wanted to? You will.” All of these issues got here true. Now, AT&T didn’t truly invent most of that stuff, however they predicted them!

The corporate is celebrating the 25th anniversary of the marketing campaign by getting a group of futurists and different specialists collectively to foretell what the subsequent few many years will deliver. One of them says that in 25 years we gained’t be utilizing automobiles anymore and I don’t consider that for a second.

I’m Proud of My Dumb Toilet, Thanks

Have you ever ever needed your rest room to hook up with the web? You’ll.

The annual Shopper Electronics Present befell in Las Vegas this week, and Kohler needs to vary the means you go to the toilet with the Numi 2.zero. Not will you simply have to take a seat there, bored, utterly analog. Now your “intelligent toilet” may have temper lighting, surround-sound audio system, temperature-controlled seats, and it can even be hooked as much as Amazon’s Alexa. “Alexa, order more Charmin.”

If anybody ever tells you that each one know-how is nice, please level them to this information.

Kohler truly needs to make over your complete rest room as a toilet of the future, in order that they’ve additionally come out with sensible mirrors and sensible showers as nicely. They need all the things in your rest room, together with your rest room, to supply a “fully immersive” expertise.

By the means, I by no means need to see the phrases rest room and absolutely immersive in the similar sentence ever once more.

A New Vacation?

As you realize from studying this column, there’s a vacation for the whole lot (scroll down for subsequent week’s celebrations). There’s Worldwide Tuba Day (Might three), Nationwide Pig Day (March 1), the ever-popular Sneak Some Zucchini onto Your Neighbor’s Porch Day (August eight), and there’s a vacation for each single meals or drink that you possibly can probably identify. Nevertheless it’s not sufficient. The Atlantic needs to create a model new vacation, and it wants your assist.

The journal is asking readers to ship of their recommendations for brand spanking new holidays. They need to know the identify of the vacation, how and why it must be celebrated, and when it will fall on the calendar. However hurry up! The deadline is as we speak!

What about “Saturday Evening Post Day?” It may be February three, the day that Norman Rockwell was born.

RIP Christine McGuire, Gene Okerlund, Herb Ellis, Sylvia Chase, and Mary Kay Stearns

Christine McGuire was the oldest of the McGuire Sisters, the in style singing trio who had a number of hits in the 1950s and ’60s, together with “Sincerely,” “Goodnight, Sweetheart, Goodnight,” and “Sugartime.” She died final month at the age of 92.

Gene Okerlund was also called “Mean” Gene Okerlund. He was the interviewer for the World Wrestling Leisure broadcasts for a few years and was virtually as well-known as the wrestlers he interviewed. He died final week at the age of 76.

Herb Ellis was a veteran character actor who appeared on such exhibits as Peter Gunn, Perry Mason, The Andy Griffith Present, and Bewitched, in addition to films like The Killing, The Fortune Cookie, and He Walked by Night time. He was additionally a radio announcer and helped create the basic Jack Webb collection Dragnet. He died final month at the age of 97.

Sylvia Chase was an Emmy-winning journalist who labored for a quantity of exhibits, together with 20/20, Primetime, CBS’s Journal, and NOW with Invoice Moyers. She was additionally a longtime anchor at KRON-TV. She died final week at the age of 89.

Mary Kay Stearns was the star of one of the earliest TV sitcoms, Mary Kay and Johnny, which co-starred and was written by her real-life husband Johnny Stearns. It began on the now-defunct Dumont Community in 1947, earlier than even I Love Lucy, and later aired on CBS and NBC. Not a lot footage of the present nonetheless exists, as most networks in these days threw away the tapes. She died in November at the age of 93.

Phrase of the Week

That is the week graupel entered the New England lexicon.

What’s graupel? It’s a German phrase for smooth hail or granular snow pellets. I’ve been watching TV climate for a number of many years and had by no means heard the phrase earlier than however abruptly — abruptly! — it has turn out to be highly regarded. I used to be watching a native station this week and one of the meteorologists used it a number of occasions and defined what it was.

Here’s the odd factor: Two minutes later, I modified over to a different native station and their meteorologist was utilizing it too (with no rationalization as to what the phrase meant)! Perhaps all the climate individuals received collectively at a huge assembly final week and, being excited that it lastly snowed right here, determined, “This is the week we finally start using graupel!”

Quote of the Week

“It’s a familiar smell, but also somehow exotic. Like going to a mall in a different town.” —Teddy, smelling one thing he couldn’t determine, on Bob’s Burgers

This Week in Historical past

Ice Skater Nancy Kerrigan Attacked (January 6, 1994)

This week marks the 25th anniversary of one of the more strange incidents in sports activities historical past, associates of skater Tonya Harding whacking opponent Nancy Kerrigan in the leg.

Richard Nixon Born (January 9, 1913)

The 37th occupant of the Oval Workplace appeared on a number of Publish covers over the years and, hey, perhaps he was even a nice president.

This Week in Saturday Night Submit Historical past: Fox River Ice Skating (January 11, 1958)

Fox River Ice-Skating

For those who look intently you possibly can see a signal that claims “No Whacking People in the Leg.”

Nationwide Scorching Tea Month

I don’t know what number of “recipes” there are for tea, past the stuff you possibly can add to it, like honey or lemon. However January is Nationwide Scorching Tea Month, so I assumed I’d at the least level you to our information to tea fundamentals (with a recipe for cinnamon-rosemary tea), our exploration of all of the different nice teas like Yerba Mate and Rooibos, and this information to tea infusers, when you’re going the unfastened tea route (this has all the time been my favourite).

And although the holidays are over, you would unfold a little hygge by giving the present of tea to somebody you realize.

Subsequent Week’s Holidays and Occasions

Gown Up Your Pet Day (January 14)

However don’t overdo it. You don’t need to embarrass your canine or cat or goldfish.

Nationwide Nothing Day (January 16)

In case you actually need to have fun today, you actually shouldn’t have fun this present day.

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